Kids Are Funny!!

So, my kids are always saying things that make me laugh and I thought I could use a laugh today, so I'll share some of them. These are all actual things my girls have said at some point in time and I am in no way responsible for what comes out of the mouths of these babes!

*** "I'm trying to go to sleep, but when I close my eyes I see a thousand tiny clowns throwing sticks at each other and it is scaring me!"


*** "Can you be allergic to water, because I think I am?"


*** "My armpits are moist!"


*** "I want a box for Christmas."


*** "That flower smells blurry."


*** "Sometimes when I toot, it smells like carrots and I don't even like carrots!"


*** "We remember when we were in your belly, we used to talk about life and stuff."


*** "I flushed my fish down the toilet because I wanted him to be with his family. You know, like Nemo?"


*** "Are we allowed to say Mexican people?"


*** "Mom, are you going to wear THOSE shoes with that? It looks so 80's."


*** "I slapped her because she was going to stick her toe in my soup!"


*** "When I clean my room, it feels like my legs will fall off!"


*** "I think my pants are too small because they are squeezing my butt cheeks together and it feels weird."


*** "If I get my tonsils out, do I still have to brush my teeth?"


*** "I don't want to go to the doctor because I'm scared he'll choke me!"


*** "When you die, if you were bad then you have to go down under, like the kangaroos."


*** "When I went to sleep I didn't have any gum, then when I woke up it just appeared in my hair!"